Archive for September, 2011

The Booth: Why Boxing Doesnt Need Mayweather vs Pacquiao…Yet


29 Sep

I can admit that I am a casual fan of boxing. If either Floyd Mayweather or Manny Pacquiao aren’t in the ring I am probably not going to watch. And I like many other hardcore and casual fans are waiting for the big fight to happen…Mayweather vs Pacquiao thats all we want to see why cant these two legends of the ring just come to terms and give the people what they want right?

But think about this, could the boxing world actually dread the day that Mayweather vs Pacquiao actually happens? Of course it would be the most watched boxing event in the history of boxing events. Floyd and Manny will be walking away with truck loads of money. But what happens when its over and we have a winner? Is there any other match that we even care to see?

Lets be honest boxing does well when you can get the casual fan like me interested in a match.

Pacquiao v. Marquez

Mayweather v. De La Hoya

Tyson v. Grizzly Bear

So when Pacquiao v. Mayweather is finished who you got for me? You think I want to see the Klitschko brothers sleep walking through fights against no name challengers I could care less about? Hell no this is why Pacquiao v. Mayweather cant happen yet.

Don King isnt out here creating must see fights any more. The best way to see some of this up and coming talent is if they face Pacquiao or Mayweather.  I didnt know who the hell Victor Ortiz was until Floyd decided to fight him. And because HBO does a great job letting us get to know the fighters in 24/7 Ortiz might have gained a few casual fans.

It doesnt hurt also that Mayweather v. Ortiz ended in controversial fashion which had the boxing world buzzing for about 2 weeks after the match. (Floyd had every right to knock the hell out of Ortiz but what in the hell was the ref doing?)

And each time Mayweather and Pacquiao step in the ring with a different opponent they also run the risk of losing the biggest pay day of their lives. Because if they should lose a match to any of these challengers Mayweather v. Pacquiao loses a lot of its luster.

So at the end of the day if you are one of the top guys in the world of boxing would you rather see the biggest pay per view match right now and wonder when the next big fight will be or do you want to keep milking your two cash cows for as long as you can?

  • Who are some other fighters out there that you want to see more of?
  • Wasn’t Ortiz just too damn happy after the match?
  • Should Ortiz been so damn happy after taking this punch?

Relationships- Say What??? That’s Not Your Penis!!


29 Sep

This quote came from a friend of mine while we were discussing some man issues she was having. I will get to the man issues in a second but first lets talk about that quote. That has to be the first time I have heard a girl say that when describing how good the sex is with somone.

Usually when a woman has a man they dont want to share them with anyone. And if he blowing her back out she definitely doesnt want anyone else getting a piece of them. Thats why when she said this to me I thought it was hilarious. Now I know she wasnt being literal but the thought of her being such a good friend that she will lend out her man so her girls can experience mind blowing sex is hilarious to me.  Like she is lending her new iPad out so they can get a feel for what is the best product on the market.

Can you imagine the conversation when the friend brings him back:

“Damn girl I never knew.”

“I know right, did he do that thing with his dick when he was inside you. I told him to do that for you”

“Yup yup he did I had to make him stop it was feeling so good”

“Yeah I have gotten use to it. I know how to handle it better now”

Now you think with a woman with a man putting it on her like this she should have no issues. Well she does and she brought it up to me. He doesnt sweat her. He isnt all over her. He isnt calling/texting her all the time. And its driving her nuts. She says when she texts him he sometimes responds immediately or the next day. He will call her randomly just to see how her day is going but then wont hear from him for days.

She is a beautiful girl with a body so ridiculous that it makes you believe that God actually hand crafted her himself. So she is used to men pursuing her and the fact that the one she wants is treating her so nonchalantly  is again making her crazy.  Now another fact about this situation is she lives in New York and he lives in Miami. She met him earlier this year while visiting South Beach and saw him again recently on another visit. She is 25 he is 32. Her question to me was should she just forget about him and let him go or continue trying to make it work?

My Response:

  • That’s not your penis!
    • That penis is a rental for whenever you are down in south beach. Like you rent a car you rent the penis for the weekend and then you go home there is no commitment. You dont take the car home to NY do you?
  • Most women I know dont give up on good penis!
    • As long as he isn’t doing you wrong as in beating or cheating why would you not continue using this man for good sex when you go on vacation.
    • Remember that’s not your penis so he cant cheat.
  • Why the hell would he be pursuing you?
    • You live in NY he lives in Miami!!! If he comes to NY have fun when you go to Miami have fun.
    • He already beat it up. And he knows you LOVE THE DICK!!! There is no reason for him to be chasing you. You have been caught!
  • Stop thinking about other women partaking in that good sex!!!
    • This is where women really lose their mind about men they are messing with. Even though that is not your penis and you can not claim it you dont want him doing the things to make you squeal to some random broad.
    • The thinking about him having sex with other women will drive you crazy even if you dont know what he is doing with his penis.
    • Once you get to this point take a step back and breathe always remember to go to bullet point one. Repeat it out loud if you have to. “That is not my penis…That is not my penis” (I recommend you do this when you are by yourself.)

Ladies I get it vacation sex with a local can be exciting and great. And it can feel even greater cause you can keep in touch via texting, calling, facebook, twitter, and whatever else. He is going to say all the right things cause again he already caught you and he knows you love the dick. But dont get caught up thinking he is the one. Cause you might be his one…of many!

  • Ladies what have you said or heard someone say to describe great sex?
  • Can men feel the same way?
  • Can vacation sex turn into a good relationship?
  • And why is that brother cheesing so hard in the picture above?

Relationships – Are You a One Stop Shop???


16 Sep

I was having a nice little conversation with @ChaseyInc on twitter today. I was joking with her saying she might have crazy tendencies cause all women have some sort of crazy tendency. She responded with “I don’t have any crazy tendencies. I’m just a spoiled brat..but trust I spoil in return. I’m a believer of the ’1 stop shop’ rule!”

Of course I asked what is the ’1 stop shop’ rule. She responds by saying “If you want a complete man, you have to offer a complete package: Lover, Friend, #1 Fan, all that..or some1 will fill in the blanks. So if your mate gives you everything, you must give him everything in return..it’s only fair. Hence the term ‘one stop shop’.”

I thought that was a cute analogy and it got me thinking? How many people can honestly say they are a ‘one stop shop’ and how many people are actually looking for a ‘one stop shop’?

I mean when I think about a one stop shop it would be a Super Walmart or Target. But there are other kind of stores to shop at so what kind of mate would those be. You have specialty stores like the ones on 5th ave that makes women lose their minds. Then you have your grocery stores where you get your food and sustenance. Then you have something like a dollar general that is a cheap cheap cheap version of a Walmart or Target. So I compared each store to the type of mate it best described…

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Free Fall into Fashion


16 Sep

By my “humble” definition- the concept of fashion is the usage of clothing in various colors and materials, accented by accessories to create a walking piece of art! A collection of pieces put together, accentuating lines and curves, and bringing each person’s own individual features. Fashion has no boundaries, which is why something that looks fashionably on point to one person, sometimes looks beyond awkward to another. Too many times we get caught up in fashion trends, as they become the standard for what’s “in”. However, the reason it’s called a trend is because it’s a look that can generally be pulled off by anyone who executes it correctly (ex; leggings, waist belts, tops with pointy shoulders, etc.)

We should all aspire to be people who challenge fashion barriers. Of course it’s fine to sport the latest trends, but don’t be afraid to push the limits. Now, by no means am I encouraging you to become your towns local Lady Gaga- but I do encourage inventiveness and ingenuity. With this being said, let’s check out some of the various looks that graced the runway at last weeks Fashion Week in New York City. Be inspired!

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