This quote came from a friend of mine while we were discussing some man issues she was having. I will get to the man issues in a second but first lets talk about that quote. That has to be the first time I have heard a girl say that when describing how good the sex is with somone.

Usually when a woman has a man they dont want to share them with anyone. And if he blowing her back out she definitely doesnt want anyone else getting a piece of them. Thats why when she said this to me I thought it was hilarious. Now I know she wasnt being literal but the thought of her being such a good friend that she will lend out her man so her girls can experience mind blowing sex is hilarious to me.  Like she is lending her new iPad out so they can get a feel for what is the best product on the market.

Can you imagine the conversation when the friend brings him back:

“Damn girl I never knew.”

“I know right, did he do that thing with his dick when he was inside you. I told him to do that for you”

“Yup yup he did I had to make him stop it was feeling so good”

“Yeah I have gotten use to it. I know how to handle it better now”

Now you think with a woman with a man putting it on her like this she should have no issues. Well she does and she brought it up to me. He doesnt sweat her. He isnt all over her. He isnt calling/texting her all the time. And its driving her nuts. She says when she texts him he sometimes responds immediately or the next day. He will call her randomly just to see how her day is going but then wont hear from him for days.

She is a beautiful girl with a body so ridiculous that it makes you believe that God actually hand crafted her himself. So she is used to men pursuing her and the fact that the one she wants is treating her so nonchalantly  is again making her crazy.  Now another fact about this situation is she lives in New York and he lives in Miami. She met him earlier this year while visiting South Beach and saw him again recently on another visit. She is 25 he is 32. Her question to me was should she just forget about him and let him go or continue trying to make it work?

My Response:

• That’s not your penis!
  • That penis is a rental for whenever you are down in south beach. Like you rent a car you rent the penis for the weekend and then you go home there is no commitment. You dont take the car home to NY do you?
• Most women I know dont give up on good penis!
  • As long as he isn’t doing you wrong as in beating or cheating why would you not continue using this man for good sex when you go on vacation.
  • Remember that’s not your penis so he cant cheat.
• Why the hell would he be pursuing you?
  • You live in NY he lives in Miami!!! If he comes to NY have fun when you go to Miami have fun.
  • He already beat it up. And he knows you LOVE THE DICK!!! There is no reason for him to be chasing you. You have been caught!
• Stop thinking about other women partaking in that good sex!!!
  • This is where women really lose their mind about men they are messing with. Even though that is not your penis and you can not claim it you dont want him doing the things to make you squeal to some random broad.
  • The thinking about him having sex with other women will drive you crazy even if you dont know what he is doing with his penis.
  • Once you get to this point take a step back and breathe always remember to go to bullet point one. Repeat it out loud if you have to. “That is not my penis…That is not my penis” (I recommend you do this when you are by yourself.)

Ladies I get it vacation sex with a local can be exciting and great. And it can feel even greater cause you can keep in touch via texting, calling, facebook, twitter, and whatever else. He is going to say all the right things cause again he already caught you and he knows you love the dick. But dont get caught up thinking he is the one. Cause you might be his one…of many!

• Ladies what have you said or heard someone say to describe great sex?
• Can men feel the same way?
• Can vacation sex turn into a good relationship?
• And why is that brother cheesing so hard in the picture above?